News - Presidents Play:warzone 2 Part 2
I've got Target in my sights. Donald Get ready for the Biden head shot. I'm on the edge of my seat, Joe. I've never seen someone snipe from the back of the map before. Damn it, that was a warning shot. I didn't want to hurt their feelings too much, Joe. You're like a pacifist sniper shooting to make.
Friends watch and learn. Donald This is how real leaders play this is how real leaders play I bet George Washington was a quickscoper. Gotcha, did you see that Donald is the king of the battlefield? Joe Maybe you should run for president of the gaming world or the president of an awful lot of dying.
It's all about strategy, Donald. You wouldn't understand right away the great art of sitting in a corner and waiting for someone to walk by. You've got a lot to learn about warfare. Donald, maybe I should give you some tips from Sleepy. Joe I'll pass. Here we go again. Another victim of Biden.
Precision I've seen more excitement in a C-SPAN marathon. Ah, they got me, but that was just a warm-up. It looks like the only thing you're leading in is deaths. You know Donald. I invented respawn points; it's true, sure, Joe. Just like you invented the Internet, this one's for the history books.
I didn't know the history books had a comedy section. Boom, head shot. Did you see that, Donald? The world trembles at the might of Joe's sniper rifle. It's time for some tactical gameplay. Donald Joe, don't scare the campers away; they're a rare species. I'm coming for you, Donald. You lost Joe, Okay, that one was a fluke.
I had something in my eye. Yeah, that's what she said. Donald, you're just jealous of my skills. Jealous i'm practically green with envy. I've got my own strategy, Donald. It's called the Biden Blitz. Biden Blitz is like a two-minute warning for your opponents; this is how the pros do it. The eSports world must be shaking in fear; it's all part of the plan.
Donald, keep them guessing. The only thing they're guessing is why you're still playing. You ain't escaping me. This one's for the American people, Joe. They can't hear you; it's a article. Game, I blame Lag; it's always Lag, the eternal enemy of the Biden sniper. I need some advice. Donald How do I deal with these campers?
well Joe Maybe if you made camping part of your infrastructure plan very funny. Donald, maybe I'll build a wall around the campers. Build that wall, Joe. Keep those campers out. This is for the history books. Yes, the history books will remember the day Joe missed three shots in a row. Maybe this one's got the Biden touch goldplated, just like the Air Force One, which I didn't know snipers had a taste for.
Joe, do you still have something in your eye, or are you just having blind technical difficulties? Donald I blame the staff; I blame the interns, Joe. It's a classic move. It's time for a comeback. Donald You'll see. Come back i thought we were playing a game, not a campaign. Get ready for the Biden surprise attack.
I'm ready i've been waiting for Biden's surprise my whole life. Well, that was unexpected. We won the Biden surprise. I need to change my strategy, Donald. Maybe I'll try diplomacy and a first-person shooter; that's a bold move. Joe, listen, if you put down your weapon, I'll spare you. They can't hear you negotiating for world peace.
Well, they weren't interested in diplomacy. Shocking maybe next time, try offering them a trade deal. It's time to unleash the Biden tactical nuke. Is that a new executive order? Okay, maybe I need more time to build it. The Biden tactical nuke is coming soon to a theater of war near you. I'm like a phoenix.
Donald I rise from the ashes more like a flamingo. Joe's tall and colorful, and everyone's watching and learning. Donald, this is the Biden special for a limited time only. Okay, Donald, are you watching because I'm about to go? John Wick on this, Let's see if you have what it takes, Joe, with your life.
It's a shame I don't have a pencil, but this gun also works; show them how it's done. Joe I blame the win; it's always the win. The infamous Call of Duty: Wind is the true enemy of snipers. Here comes Biden, Nuke. I'm feeling the comeback. Donald Can you feel it? I'll believe it when I see it.
Joe likes your promised infrastructure and plan, Peekaboo. [See Donald the Biden nuke strikes fear into the enemy, terrifying Joe truly, Shotgun Joe You had your John Wick moment. Don't get too confident. I'm like a general on the battlefield, with Donald leading the troops to victory. You're playing more like the Water Boy right now, Joe.
It's time to go, John Wick. Again, poor souls, they weren't ready for Mr. Wick follow my lead; we'll win this together, Joe. They can't hear you. You're like a one-man pep rally, and that's another great job, team. Donald is unlike you. I inspire my team to do great work by talking with them.
Joe, you know what? Never mind; I'm not even going to explain to you why a poor man's brain would explode. yeah, keep talking. I know you're jealous of my winds today anyway. That was it for this article, people. It would make my day.
