News - Sbmm. What Side Are You On. An Warzone 2 Rant
because there's a lot of different people out here in the card community, representing both sides of the fence, and you know we are going to talk about it. We are going to talk about the different types of lobbies that you get out here with this sbmm, or eomm, or whatever the [__] you call it; I like to call it the algorithm because that's what it is, and we are going to look at some game play from the different types of lobbies.
It's going to be a longer article because, like I said, I got three game plays, and I got the full game play no matter how painful it is, and the second one is painful. But we got one lobby in this first game right here. This is what we called, back in my day, a god lobster. This is good. Lobby what's a good lobster?
Everything's popping off, right? You're murmuring to your enemies. You're seeing them first. You're probably hearing their feet before you even see them. But a good lobby is the lobby that you pop off in irregardless. Like the skill of the other player, it never does like what the I've never seen so many people concerned about the skill level of the other players in the lobby.
I mean, obviously, if you [__] on them, you must be better than them, but I've never. That ain't never been a thing to me; I've never been in the rank; I don't give a [ __ ]. This is what I seek after; these are the types of games that I save and make articles out of. These are the games right here; this type of This is what I play for, which is why I stay up all night.
Even though I had to go to work early in the morning to play Call of Duty, it was back before the current algorithm. I was able to do this type of [__] all-night real talk, This Lobby right here, which today some people would call a bot, Lobby, like I said back in my day, we called these God Lobbies.
It makes no difference if you want to look at it. Technically, yeah, obviously I'm better than everybody else in here, but that's what I expect when I have dedicated my life to a franchise that's full of a bunch of brand new people just rolling up in the [__] like it's Fortnite. It ain't, right? This is card-guard activity right here.
This is the type of [__] that we fell in love with being able to do: honing your skills, getting better than the average bear, therefore dumping on random lobbies here and there. All you had to do was do a little bit of lobster surfing. You know what I'm saying. Shout out to Mar J. It wasn't hard back in the day to find a good lobby.
You know, now they call it the bot lobby, and whatever it is [__] this is where the fun is, and Activision has bottled this up with the algorithm, and they give it to you when they want you to have it; they give it to you just enough to keep you trying to come back and get some more, right? Are you having fun out here, or what'm I fighting for?
Life, you are killing me with this because you got people out. Here, they say they hate the algorithm, but then they hate on anybody who didn't break the algorithm and turned the goddamn [__] off. Does that make any sense? No, we ain't nowhere done. Does it make any sense to hate an algorithm and also hate anybody that breaks the algorithm?
Sit up there and take pride in getting manhandled. By the [__] algorithm, does it make sense now that you see this scoreboard of 30 and two? That's what it does, and that's what I'm trying to do. Experience out here; you know that's my goal; that's my drive; you know I've been doing this [__] since bo3 on YouTube; you can check my channel.
I'm going to make another article with them murdering after midnight game plays that were just random game plays in Bo3, really representing what it was like back in the day to just boot up the game and just find the [__]. Lobby right, but moving on in this [__] article, this game plays right here. This perfectly represents having to sweat your balls off to barely win or barely lose, right?
This is one of those games where you get as many kills or as many deaths as you do kills. In this game, I am going to barely win or barely lose by only one point; I don't remember the outcome. But at the end of the game, swallow alert, it was a staircase; it was a tie game all the way across the board.
Just you know how disgusting it can get in those lobbies? You know, by the end of the game, it doesn't matter what mode you're playing; it could be the Hardo end of the game final score. 249 to 250. Now there, I'm kind of exaggerating a little bit, but I bet you it is. It's going to be some people chiming in, saying they head-to-toes right domination final score 200 to 198.
You know I've had some free-for-all games. I had a free-for-all game one time. I was looking for it and couldn't find it. I ended up finishing the game with 28, and I didn't even place. I wasn't even in the top three with 28 kills, because the number one guy of course had 30, but then second and third place were both tied with 29.
As I'm saying this, I've even had lobbies where it was three, four [__] all with 29, and then somebody got lucky enough to get the win. You know, in those lobbies, nobody is better than the other guy; everybody is perfectly, evenly matched; nobody's more skilled than the other person, so it's a battle to the end; it's a struggle, and it really comes down to luck in the end it come down to luck.
You know what I'm saying—you know, the bottom guys just got unlucky. You know what I'm saying. At the end of the day, you can't even take credit in games like this; when you win, you are like [__] I, Won. These can be fun from time to time. I'm not going to lie. I don't want to play like this all the time, but a nice little struggle's good for the blood.
Pressure, but you know as you can see like these you know grenade deaths and you know getting shot soon as I spawn in by corner campas and [ __ ] and all this little guy peeed out of course this wouldn't R an enjoyable bank so I'm not going to lie to you after kicking ass for a few games like that first game it's cool to have a struggle match like this and you know back in the day when the algorithm, wasn't what it is now it was real basic you know ping was King and that was a little bit of skill-based matchmaking but it wasn't enough to like ruin anybody's fun, at the end of the day I think it made everybody a better person if it didn't run you off, you know what I'm saying but that's another.
Conversation but these kinds of lobbies used to happen organically too; you know, you might find yourself a god lobbie. Sit up there and stomp everybody out for five, six, seven, or whatever. And then here comes the sweaty guy, and now you and him are battling—not a battle between you and the other sweaty guy in the lobby and the blies.
